My two cents, which should be a bigger amount because of inflation:

Phineas and Ferb is the only good writing disney has on right now, and I know thats not saying much, but its a kids show that uses terms such as red herring, running gag, and jumping the shark. I think it deserves some credit for its excellent writing.
Now, the other shows you mentioned.
Jake Long is a creative show and did a lot for what it was. What killed that for most of its audience was its sudden animation change. That was enough for most people to leave the show all together, which was a shame because the writing really improved near the end.
I think you forgot Lilo and Stitch by the way. I am reminded because disney decided to force four crossovers in that show one after another. (Jake Long, Proud Family, Recess, and Kim Possible... Pretty desperate and random.)
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers is... Kind of a guilty pleasure for me, but I feel much more satisfied than when I watch Family Guy. Take it for what it is: A tropical Ren and Stimpy. Crazy, zany humor, a LOT of cartoon vieolence, nonsensical plots, and cutaway gags.
The Buzz on Maggie... I'll give you that one, but at least it wasn't fly me to the moon. *Shudders*
The Replacements. Here we go. This show, again, you have to take for what it is. Its a nonsensical comedy. They thought of the easiest shtick. "What nonsensical device could we use to write the plot of every episode of a series?" They found it in the back of a comic book for gods sakes. You realize this show is as campy as any show from the 90's but with better animation? It did have one MAJOR flaw though, but I'll save that for later.
Last but not least, an emperors new school. Yes, its a spinoff. It had the same gimmick from the movies. (There were two.) And after a while the gimmick got old real fast. Why? The movie is still an enjoyable piece of animated history, hilarious in all of its antics, but here's the thing: They had a different set of writers. The new writers didn't know how to produce jokes on the same level, so they crutched on the jokes of the movie. That's why it got old real fast. The first episode was even a flashback. Tsk Tsk. But, at least they tried.
Now, here's the thing: They tried. You can lecture all day about how disney sucks now and all they have is live action, but what does their live action have that their animation doesn't? An audience. Why? Because you're too damned picky. They have attempted many decent animated shows, with their current crown jewel at the top of this list, and you won't give it the time of day. Its for this reason they have to get sneaky.
"Disney used to be cartoons," you'd cry out, "Why is it this live action now?" So you see a commercial. A commercial advertising a cartoon. You roll your eyes as disney uses celebrity spokesperson to help sell this idea to you. "This week catch sheldon date miley cyrus on the replacements!" You walk out of the room in disgust. But why? They wanted to get these new shows a fair chance with their old audience, now they're trying to show the teeny boppers and little tweens that they make cartoons too. Easy solution to draw in a crowd.


Am I saying that disney cartoons are all good? NO. But, give them each a fair chance. Find the diamond in the rough. Why even watch disney if you won't watch it for what it used to be. Disney is animation, but disney is live action now. Make the difference.

Ok, backstory time, theres a site called http://omegle.com/ where anyone can talk to anyone else. Heres the thing though. I was on asking anyone for cybering and the only one to answer was a guy named Eric. After he disconnected, I've been trying to randomly get a hold of him again. AND I DID. The conversation should end up being self explanatory:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: ERIC?
Stranger: do you know em
You: 09/02/09
Stranger: Oh, god..
Stranger: What's your name
You: do you mean "Do you know me" or do you mean "Do you know them"
You: ?
Stranger: me
Stranger: haha
You: Brian Atkins
You: Are you Eric?
Stranger: I'm Eric.
Stranger: yas
You: Asl?
Stranger: So Do I know you?
You: your 16 right?
Stranger: yes? right
Stranger: I dont know you
You: I told you to stick a sharpie up your ass, faggot.
Stranger: Lol
You: SO,
You: whats up?
Stranger: Nothing
You: Sex tiem?
Stranger: ys
You: Ok, I think I know you BTW
You: You wear boxers
You: you are circumcised
Stranger: How do you knowwwwwww me
You: you fap with oil lube
Stranger: I'm scared
You: I told you already.
You: I got you to 'bait while I typed things.
Stranger: Where do you live
You: You pulled boxers past your nuts and it hurt
You: california
You: Oh, and sharpie
You: SHARPIE
Stranger: Where do you live exactly
Stranger: ya
You: Umm, no, I don't think I'll tell you THAT
Stranger: Why
You: Because, party van.
You: mailbomb
You: Anonymous will get me.
Stranger: No. anyone
You: :D
Stranger: ha
You: NEWFAG
Stranger: FFFFFFF
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: QQQQQQQQQQQQQ
You: Frequently asked questions?
Stranger: hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: Lol
You: So, Eric, anyway,
Stranger: you're so cute.
Stranger: What
You: Did you enjoy that one fap after 2 weeks of not doing it?
Stranger: .......Secret.
You: ...
Stranger: Haaaaaaaaaa
You: Tickle the back of your scrotum anytime in the past few days?
Stranger: I'll not saying anything.
You: Hmmm....
Stranger: It's for you
You: What is?
Stranger: What's your age
You: ... Can't say age or address on internet, because then other people would know.
Stranger: I dont remember that or I dont know yor age
Stranger: No. I can shut up
Stranger: Tell me THAT
Stranger: Pls
You: I never told you my name or age last time, purposefully changing the subject for afforementioned reason.
You: If you don't tell that, you can be any age in the other persons mind.
You: How many Discussions end once you say your 16 yrs old? A lot?
Stranger: Really
You: :/
Stranger: Oh.... and tell me where do you live
Stranger: LA or where
You: I know my names pretty common actually, and you can find quite a few on google.
You: I can probably look one up for you.
You: ALSO, as far as you know, I could have lied anyway.
You: Do you have any evidence connecting me to that name or state?
You: Nom de plume mah boi.
Stranger: means?
You: Fake names.
You: Address.
Stranger: Ha cute.
You: Mark twain, for example, was only the name he used when he wrote books.
Stranger: Ohhhhhhh boring
You: What I mean by this is, thats not my real name.
Stranger: you have a twitter account
You: Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910),[3] better known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.
Stranger: Ok Not your name
You: I do have a twitter, but I won't tell you that either.
Stranger: so........
You: yes?
You: Eric?
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: M?
Stranger: Female?
You: Ah. I can tell you that. M
You: Male
You: I also purposefully avoided that question last time as well.
You: :)
Stranger: ok.so what do you want
You: EVERYTHING AND NOTHING
You: We are anonymous
Stranger: Ha cute.
You: we are legion
You: we never forgive
You: and we never forget.
Stranger: Hhhhaaaaa It's romantic
You: ... NOT exactly.
You: So, I ask you,
Stranger: tell me
You: Eric,
You: Do you liek Mudkips?
Stranger: hum
You: Eric, you are only 16 years old, and you talk to strangers online and have cyber sex readily.
You: I have that conversation saved on my other computer.
You: You were ready.
Stranger: Wait. I got2peeeeeeeeee
You: 3rd post, you already had your pants down.
You: Fine, touch your penis again.
You: Describe how it feels.
Stranger: done
Stranger: ha fun
You: Of all the people on all the internet, what are the chances we meet here twice.
Stranger: Ya twice
Stranger: But I dont want that now
You: So far anyway...
You: We could meet irl.
You: You would never know.
Stranger: wait a sec.
You: For all you know, I'm in your school. I could be your teacher, the janitor, or even the principal.
You: I could be a bus driver.
You: I could just be some old man walking nearbye.
Stranger: No way
Stranger: wait a sec.
You: But, then again, I might not be.
You: k.
Stranger: I'm back
You: Ok.
Stranger: What are you doing now
You: Typing you dipshit, what did you expect? No wait, I'm juggling chainsaws and gasoline
Stranger: Do you know Rain
You: Chocalate rain?
Stranger: singer
You: No.
Stranger: Korean singer
Stranger: So sexy
You: I'm not a middle america 16 year old emo fag.
Stranger: So hot
You: Do you know stephanie?
Stranger: sure
You: Pink hair and clothes, lives in Lazy town. Good at baking cakes.
Stranger: How do you know stephanie
You: Also, a good generic name.
Stranger: Ha
You: Its like asking, do you know jennifer? Your at a high school. Of course theres a jennifer. Probably a few. You would think of one in particular though.
You: SO
You: Tell me more about yourself Eric.
Stranger: Why
You: Why not?
Stranger: I dont even know your name
Stranger: you're a just stranger in here
You: I told you, but I also told you why I can't.
You: You know, to me, you're the stranger.
Stranger: But we met
You: And to everyone else who reads this from my end...
Stranger: ONCE
You: And wasn't that fun?
Stranger: It's funny ya
You: You know you enjoyed every bit of it.
Stranger: word up
You: Even the sharpie bit.
Stranger: But...............now I feel so sleeping \
You: Yeah, we should meet irl, or at least talk on the phone.
Stranger: I wanna go your home right off
You: I'm just a teenager fucking around BTW.
Stranger: Shit
You: I think you said you were in Ohio?
You: Or something?
Stranger: NOT Ohioooooooooooou
You: K.
You: I may or may not be in california, which may or may not be too far away for you to come over.
Stranger: I have a carrrrrrrr
Stranger: My father's
You: State wide trip to find random person you don't know the name of who made you fap?
You: o.0
Stranger: Coz I'm dipshit
You: Seems either like huge amount of revenge or huge amount of thanks?
Stranger: Dunno
You: I do admire the thought though Eric.
You: You really should get a Skype account.
You: Then we could talk without random happenstance.
Stranger: right
Stranger: Lol
You: No, I'm serious. Olive branch of peace and whatnot.
You: I would like to go to just friends.
You: Or, at the very least, fap buddies.
Stranger: Oh, ya?
You: You IM me me when you want to fap.
You: I oblge and cyber with you.
You: No strings attached.
You: *Oblige
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhha
You: So?
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh I have to go to beddd
You: K, email?
You: Mine is landbasered@yahoo.com
Stranger: Ok. Byeee
You: :D
You have disconnected.

Regular readers will have a blast with personal in jokes.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: 09/02/09
Stranger: hey whats up i'm nick jonas
You: No way
You: Prove it
Stranger: ask me anything
You: Why has disney forsaken what they were famous for, animation, and instead try to make stupid and pointless shit like hannah montanna and jonas brothers that nobody likes?
Stranger: obviously we're likeable if we have thousands of fans screaming our names at every concert
You: Obviously those are little girls who will like any boy band, and I don't care what a promise or whatever ring is, you're selling sex and you know it.
Stranger: not true, we inspire many young kids and teenagers they don't only like us for our looks
You: So then why do you spend hours in make up if they don't care what you look like?
Stranger: we actually don't wear makeup....... and we do care what we look like, we're normal teeangers who like to look presentable. look at every other band like boys like girls and all time low they wear makeup and spend hours getting ready, i don't see you complaining about them
Stranger: and i'm sure you spend time in front of the mirror before you go out
You: 1. I complain about any band that sells sex to prepubescents 2. I wear a hat and have acne, and don't look in mirrors unless I'm brushing my teeth.
Stranger: surprising
You: I know right.
You: ANYWAY
Stranger: we like to spend timee talking to fans
You: Ok.
You: On omeggle?
You: Odd, but ok.
Stranger: how else? want us to do a live chat every second we get? or somehow get their numbers and talk on the phone
You: So, I saw a commercial on the disney channel for an episode of Jonas. According to what I saw on the commercial, the episode involved these jonas brothers trying unsuccesfully to transfer old vhs family movies to dvd, resulting in them having to reenact all of the ruined film.
You: Now, I ask you
Stranger: fun filming that episode
You: Is this episode one of your favorites, or one of your least favorites?
Stranger: favorites
You: SO, ok, this idea actually is a refreshing turn from normal disney sitcom cliches, and I like the premise, but have never actually seen it.
You: But, obviously, I am a fan of animation. I saw this commercial during a rerun of phineas and ferb.
Stranger: haha love that cartoon! but no JONAS is actually a good show if you ever take time out and watch it
You: I was tempted to see it, but with the laugh track on all other shows I've seen, I wasn't so sure.
Stranger: there was a new episode on tongiht
You: Does JONAS have a laugh track?
You: Ah, I haven't seen it.
Stranger: ohh that one focuses mostly on joe though
You: ...
You: *Jokes may be flying over your head at a rate of 96 miles per hour*
You: I know like NOTHING about your group, k?
Stranger: oh?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: well we're a group of three bothers on our third tour and the ladies love us
Stranger: thats all you need to know (:
You: I'm like 18, so if I were to even research your group, there'd be a LOT of backlash in my peer group.
Stranger: maybe, but believe it or not most of the people that come to our concerts are in the age group 14-18
You: AH, did I mention I have a Y chromosone? I think that makes a difference.
Stranger: oh your a dude
You: Yes.
You: Is this a problem?
Stranger: nope, now it makes sense why you don't like our whole look
You: :|
You: YEAH
You: But, anyway, you said you love Phineas and ferb?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

you still coming over tomorrow?

Ok, I get it.
*Takes hat off*

Stop missing me.

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So, Saturday I was at the mall with my aunt, when I see a wii box. "win a free wii system!" the crudely drawn sharpie circle exclaimed. "Why not," I responded and proceeded to fill out the sheet of paper. One checkbox at the bottom wanted to know if I was interested in modeling, acting or singing. Eh. I checked it, just like I check all tiny boxes at the bottom of forms.

Today, not 5 minutes ago, they actually called me. It should probably be noted that the box I shoved the note into was fairly empty, but hey! A modeling agency! A callback!

I am lazy, and a career in this would take a lot less effort I think.

remember that whole comic thing I was rambling on about?

Screw it. I'll do that later.

And now for something entirely different;

Lets organise this; first, Day one:


















































Out of time, will add the rest later.

EDIT the first: My mom decided it was time for her to go on myspace for the first time ever. To explain something here, my mom and stepdad think EVERYTHING on the computer is called "Download"

example: "Hey brian, is there any way you can take the pictures from the camera and download them to the computer? How long will it take to download them to the internet? Hold on, I think the pictures have to download right now, theres too many and I can't tell what they are. Ok, now that theyr'e there, can I download them through the scanner?"

Oh, and my stepdad describes our scanner as having photoshop. The closest thing our computer has to photoshop is microsoft paint.

Yeah...

I finished drawing the rest of day 1, there will be seven days in my comic.
I will start on day 2 soon, but heres some spoilers from my notebook.
Yes, I have a notebook full of character and control art full of spoilers.









I guess some of those are more important than others.
For the record, I liked Happily ever after only because of the prince character. I loved his disguise thing and the distinct impossibility that he could have gotten it. I have seen thumbelina, and if I can rent it, buy it, or find it online, I may review it some time. From what I recall it had a rather dark and edgy storyline. Another movie I'd like to review would be "a troll in central park" because of its absurdity.

http://www.answers.com/topic/happily-ever-after-film-3

There you go, thats all the information you need on it.
Instead of excrutiating detail this time, since I lack a vcr and copy of this film (It will never be on DVD) I will instead tell of my memories of it.

Even as a child I realized this movie was rather odd. Why does snow white have long hair now? I would ask myself, why the heavy exposition by the mirror at the beginning that explains the disney classic right before this appears? Why Dwarfelles!? This movie was kind of...Feminist? I guess thats what you call something where eight girls band together and save a prince, though I don't think they were trying very hard.

I generally liked this movie growing up, and none of my friends had heard of it. I guess thats the special gift you get when your hyper-christian grandmother buys movies for you so she doesn't have to talk to you while babysitting. Why am I overweight? Nice example you se there, you fat slut.

I seem to have gone off topic, and for that I apoligize. This movie had a few unique charms that are in retrospect, oh who am I kidding, this movie was lame. How do you defeat the big bad? Throw a blanket over him while he turns into a dragon. Genius! Well, that is literally- oh yeah! Theres a bat that the big bad has as a sidekick. All I remember about him is that someone, I can't remember if it was the Dwarvelles or the big bad, tied him up in a torture device while he pleaded to be released.

Oh, then theres something. The company that made this also made a Pinochio sequal which had a child molestor laugh maliciously while he transformed children into puppets in nightmarish, hellish scenes while they pleaded and begged him to stop. Rape! This company went bankrupt after happily ever after though.

Oh, and the commercials? This movie had no sponsors, but it had toys of each Dwarvelle they tried to sell before the credits. Desperation tactic for sure. Now thats literally all I can remember, and I'm sure I will never forget now that a transforming raped pinochio image is now stuck in my head.

Next week I'll review another movie noones heard about. Probably land before time 14, the evolutionary block.

See the prongs on Ratchets arms? See the allspark? Are you seeing this? Are you loving this?

I officially need this. It is made out of liquid "Brian must buy this." Yes, that comes in liquid form. I have ratchet, and he has reprolabels, and this will make him even more show accurate. It will be almost entirely show accurate in fact.

So...Can I borrow some money?

http://mail.hudat.com/~ken/funny/barbie.html


you may thank me now.

Heres my review of Madagascar 2, by dreamworks pictures.

If you liked Madagascar 1, this movie is for you. It takes every good thing about the first movie and adds depth and extra humour to it. For example, did you know that alex was kidnapped from his family, and his dad was shot in the face? Don't worry though, he got better.

(You ever notice how kids movies are getting progressively vieolent? Compared to the lion king, this movie is way more vieolent. Look at Igor, that movie had a whole mess of vieolence.)

(Oh my god, while typing this, my bumblebee fell! His shoulder joint broke! I put glue on it and am hoping it fixes it.)

So, anyway, the movie starts off with a danceing music vide- Screw it, I can't do this right now. Bumblebee!

Ok, so if you haven't heard of this movie, here is the trailer and the wikipedia page for you convienence:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo!_The_Genetic_Opera

ok, so imagine my comics in film form. Damn its close. This movie is the reason I had to put my comic up early, so nobody thinks I copied it. I did not. But, I will review it.

Repo! is a good movie for several reasons. It deals with a huge overall story arc, lying to your children while you are secretly poisoning them and hiding the fact that you think you killed her mother before she was born, despite this not quite being true, and the whole time taking a second job as a legal assasin and organ harvester. Finally, a movie we can all relate to!

The movie starts as kind of a recap of things that have been happening, with comic book panels serving to drive the plot, whilst showing the Reeee-pooo-maaaan chasing a casual victim of unsteady credit. Seriously people, just control that credit and this stuff won't happen. Anyway, she dies as the narrator heightens his drama with the line "He'll take back your beating heart before your eyes!"

Nice.

Now seems as good a time as any to point out this movie was made by the makers of Saw. Ever wonder what the inside of a living persons ribcage looks like? How about without a few of those pesky organs that seem to be in the way? Yes, there will be blood.

Ok, so next we see a girl playing in a graveyard. Of course. She wants a rare insect she sees but accidently makes it fly outside. She laments on how she will only be out for a moment or two. In song. She runs outside into a sick and twisted overpopulated graveyard seemingly right out of the film "a nightmare before christmas." There she meets a graverobber with a penchant of screaming everything hes doing with emphasis on the last word. This notifys the police, as graverobbing sees to be a crime worth immediate execution. Does anyone else see the irony of that? The police chase them while the graverobber taunts them with his song. He carries a corpse along the way which he uses to smash a wall open. Pretty interesting and captivating might I add. the girl comments, in song, that shes not supposed to be there when she sees whats inside.

A million naked dead people. I am completely serious.

The graverobber excitedly runs to each dead person and sticks a gun/needle thingie into thier nose and extracts a blue liquid. I'm no biologist, but I don't think that dead people's noses work that way. Oh well, I'm sure they did the research. The graverobber shouts and draws the police closer, as shiloh's (The girls name is shiloh) arm band alerts her that her blood pressure is too high. It reminds her to take her medication. She passe out while an unseen hand tells the police to stop and the Repo man stares at shiloh.

when she wakes up she sees HRG from heroes wake her up and remind her of her medical situation and how she doesn't need to go outside or something. Really, I was just looking at the fact that shes bald. No hair at all. Father ruins this by handing her a wig, a glass with a crushed pill in it and waits quietly outside her door as she sings about how she inherited her awful genetics from her mother.

Did I mention this is a musical yet? Thats important.

father leaves through a hallway of dead people and holograms lamenting that he is the repo man and that nothing can save her.

Comic book time! 17 years ago marni and HRG were in love. they thought they had the perfect life. Marni was pregnant and sick. HRG gives her some medication. This makes her explode and shoot blood everywhere. Something tells me that was not the intention. HRG makes her give birth while exploding into a bloody mess. That even sounds painful.

Ok, comics over and we are introduced to three new characters. For convenience, I will rename them basde on thier appearance. Ho-bag and her brothers, angry face and no face. No-face seems to have a mask stapled to his head where his face would be and angry face kills someone at random and demands a new shirt. Angry face and No-face argue over thier inheritence while throwing the still-technically-alive-but cut-open dude's organs at each other. Ho-bag rolls her eyes and leaves. Ho-bag is basically hannah montanna, except a desperate drug addicted hooker. Shes like hannah montanna in six months, but don;t quote me on that.

The parent of these three crazies, who is old and terminally ill, thinks it would be just a nifty idea to invite Shiloh to a play. So, he does. Yeah...

He asks her to meet her in the most pleasant and not depressing spots, HER MOTHER'S GRAVE. Real nice choice there, you freak. The man has his two bimbos wear gas masks and throw gas grenades at the grave once Shiloh is there, and then grab her and pull her into a limosine. I don't think I speeled that correctly, oh well.

Instead of raping her, he invites her to the play and tells her he has the cure to her disease. He proves this by smiling. The image of a man that old and fat still haunts my dreams.

COMIC BOOK TIME! AGAIN! this time, the man, who's name is rotti, thought he had the perfect life with Marni. (Shiloh's mom.) Then, Marni married HRG. Rotti found this as the perfect time to poison her, and give poison to HRG saying it was the cure, then hiring HRG as the repo man. I mean, when I get dumped I don't go that far, but I guess Marni was kind of a jerk. She invited Rotti to the wedding of her and HRG, apparently while he was still under the impression that they had the perfect life. That is a messed up way to dump someone, but still beats doing it over the phone.

Meanwhile, shiloh follows the grave robber, (He never has a name, everyone just calls him barkeep.) they go to an alley where all kinds of drugs and surgery go on. He even sings this fact out with a full chorus echoing him on. Someone find me that MP3 and you will win the internets. Amber- I mean Ho-bag comes over and the grave robber explains to shiloh that you put a glass vial into a gun and press the gun onto the anatomy of someone about to be getting surgery. Oh, and Ho-bag is apparently addicted to the knife. He sticks the gun as close to ho-bags vagina as possible and she passes out in the arms of her muscular man slaves. But, its not sexual at all. Shiloh saw all of this and then the police come out, so that Rotti can pick up ho-bag while she has drug induced orgasms. Nice.

Shiloh then runs home so that her dad didn't think she was out too late.
I wish I was that convincing.

Comic book time! These are getting really monotonous. Apparently Marni had a sister named maggie, and 17 years ago maggie went blind. Don't worry, she got new robot eyes and got better. Now Rotti owns her. She probably sleeps in autility closet and he brings her out for public events where he jokingly comments that he owns her and probably keeps her in a utility closet until the public events, jokingly of course. Mag doesn't seem to care for this, but its so hard to tell with those emotionless robot eyes. What measure is a non human anyway?

So, mag sees Shiloh at a concert. ()Hannah montanna didn't show up, but aparently shes been getting random surgerys so often that she never looks the same way twice. The movie illustrates this by using different actresses throughout the film, or I really suck at telling one person from another one. Anyway, ... blind mag (Thats what everyone else calls her, why should I be different?) blind mag shows up at Shiloh's house with the most beautiful voice in the world. She must practice her elocution in that utility closet. She shows Shiloh a few robot eye tricks that make me want to have sex with her as she beats those eyelashes over the hologram projected from her mechanical pupils as they dilate with small electronics, perfectly formed-sorry, that was kind of weird, wasn't it?

Anyway, blind mag says that she is shilohs god mother, but before they can make out all licky style, HRG comes and ushers mag onto the street. Cockblocker. He then informs Shiloh that although she is seventeen, as long as she is under his roof, he is her little girl. Shiloh produces a magazine out of her bed, for some reason, and informs her father that blind mag will meet a repo man who will remove her eyes. Don't worry, that won't happen. Shiloh then sings a song entitled "seventeen" which involes her having sexual movements in front of her father while animatronic teddy bears dance in the background. Right before she touches his penis, he slaps her. "No sex in this movie!" He might as well have that written on his shirt. He then puts on another shirt in the basement as he maliciously kills a man who missed his payment. Again, someone find me the MP3's for this movie, please. He then takes the dead mans body, reaches his arm into his ribcage and controls his mouth like a puppet and does a little performance.

I...I don't see how anyone could make this movie without actually killin these people...The graphics are so amazing...

Rotti picks up Shiloh with his limo and tells her all about how her father is lying to her as they reach the opera.

Blind mag does a BEAUTIFUL performance. I want to be with her forever and for always, she is just so amazingly beautiful in that outfit with the long arcryllic nails on just one finger on each hand reaching towards her face...

What the hell man!? She just ripped out her robot eyes and jumped onto a spike!? Thats not cool! Sure, she did it erotically, but GAWD! WHAT THE HELL!?

Rotti informs the crowd, via lying, that this is all part of the show. He than sends his daughter Ho-bag on stage. She has a seam on her forehead, which duing her choreography, the camera work reminds you she keeps trying to push the skin back into place. With one swift spin, her face peels off and lands on the ground. I am sure this is some sort of analogy for the idea that the inside of alll of these people is horrible and that beauty is only a ploy by companies to mask this, but I still think this will just be considered the next big "wardrobe malfunction" by hannah montanna, and will no doubt be emulated by girls everywhere. At least then, evolution will begin to take place again. Survival of the fittest, man, survival of the fittest.

Rotti gives shiloh a gun and explains that her father missed with her life and was poisoning her. He then leaves to tend to his faceless daughter. Repo man shows up behind Shiloh, so she drop kicks tha t Mo-Fo. Neat!

she takes off his mask and reveals that it was his dad. He would have gotten away with it too, if it wern't for those troublesome kids. Yeah. She has a panic attack and passes out while Rotti pulls the curtain and reveals all this on stage. HRG screams that his daughter needs help while Rotti screams that its a trick. Montage of fast clips from the movie fills the gap of her coma.

She wakes up to see her father tied to a chair. I think she was knocked out for like an hour, but the audience is still as enthralled as ever. Rotti claims that all she has to do is pull the trigger while he motions toward her father who is very depressed. She sings no, but the lights flicker, a gunshot is heard, and HRG is shot. She runs over to him screaming and tells him that she didn't do it. As he dies in her arms she screams at Rotti who informs everyone he is terminally ill and that on one gets his inheritance. I got up for a glass of water at this point.

When I got back, the graverobber informs me that the king is dead and that the crown is free for the taking. If anyone does not get what that poetic justice means, I proclaim screw you and that they are idiots. I will then call their mother a whore. I then take the DVD back out of the player and return it to its Netflix sleeve.

It was a good movie, not a perfect movie, but it will probably be a cult classic. According to wikipedia, this movie has a total of 64 songs and that is thehighest amount ever put into a film. It even has a few songs that didn't make it into the movie. Please someone show me where to download these.

I got blitzwing today! Once my 3 year old brother gives it back I can post pictures!

Anywa, I am working on my senior project. I chose a thesis statement of the history of visual media and how it has evolved over the years. It is purposefully vague, as it can be about the film industry or animation.

Any ideas? Any help?


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I played wii fit again today. Yesterday it said I was 35 years old. Today I ate no breakfast, had a small lunch, drank no soda, and had a small dinner. After playing this time, it said I had already lost 1 and a half pounds, and my age had went down to 17! (My actual age.) I felt so happy, I ate an entire cake.

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Damnit.